"It's just so adorable how you're trying so hard to offend me. You're really horrible at this, come talk shit to me when you grow a pair of balls. In the meantime, arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."
"Oh yeah sure, if I'm a stupid frog just because I live in Montreal, then that must stereotypically make you a fat, retarded, Christian, Republican swine who's probably about to lose their house because of foreclosure. And may I remind you, most NHL players are Canadian."